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小姐向警察解释自己没有MaiYin：我只是把两元的避孕套卖到了二百元，最多算抬高物价。警察：后来呢？小姐说：教他如何使用，属于售后服务。
　　　　　　
　　2:演出结束，领导上台拉住漂亮的蒙古族女演员的手嘘寒问暖不放手，还一个劲地问叫什么名字？女演员激动地说：玛勒格碧.
　　　　　　
　　3)生日派对上蛋糕只剩下一块，上面恰好写着生日两个字。男孩大方地拿起刀一分为二，温柔地对女孩说：“我负责‘日’，你负责‘生’，好吗？”
　　　　　　
　　4)人生感语：当工作和爱情不如意时，可掏出小弟弟，凝视它、静思它所蕴含之精神：能长能短，能粗能细，能伸能曲，能软能硬，学学它，眼前的困难算个鸟！
　　　　　　
　　5)一幼儿园的小破孩躲在厕所里吸烟，被老师抓到，老师问他为什么吸烟，他低下头，深沉的回答：祖国未统一，心情很郁闷！
　　　　　　
　　6)处长与漂亮的处女跳舞，舞曲高潮时处长有点激动，下面挺了起来，处女察觉后好奇地问：你下面是什么？处长：我下面是科长。处女：官不大还挺硬的　　　　　　
　　7)女市长和男书记共同赴宴，席间高兴之余，书记说：书记一般都干过市长！女市长机灵地应答：是的，书记一般是市长生（升）的！
　　　　　　
　　8)有人说：聪明的女人可以激励男人,秀美的女人可以迷惑男人,有才华的女人可以吸引男人,有地位的女人可以玩转男人,什么都有的女人可以搞惨一批男人!
　　　　　　
　　9)有一对男女过桥，桥上有一只老虎怒目而视，女略思索后脱衣而过。男也学脱衣而过，却被老虎扑倒。男不解？老虎说：你以为你有根小棍儿就是武松了？
　　　　　　
　　10)老师让学生用“皱纹”造句，一学生写：我爸爸的蛋上有很多皱纹，老师批评家长不该啥地方都让孩子看。家长解释说：这孩子从小粗心，少写一个“脸”字

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benjamin0124

[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m31,34 l31,35,34,35,40,33,61,33,64,31,65,31,65,30 e|********* m24,66 l27,63,29,63,34,60,40,59,50,58,57,58,67,56,73,55,76,54,76,53,75,53 e|********* m15,91 l18,89,24,86,34,82,43,79,52,78,64,75,70,74,72,73,75,70,75,68 e|********* m57,49 l54,52,48,61,41,71,31,83,24,96,16,109,10,122,0,142 e|********* m49,94 l47,97,44,103,42,111,39,119,33,128,32,134,30,140,30,141 e|********* m54,99 l56,99,59,97,62,97,74,93,78,93,78,94,76,97,74,102,71,107,65,114,60,120,54,127,49,132,46,134,45,136,44,137 e|********* m44,111 l48,111,52,109,56,108,58,108,62,106,63,106,65,104,66,104 e|********* m39,125 l42,124,43,124,47,122,50,120,54,119,59,118,61,117,62,116,63,116 e|********* m30,140 l32,139,35,136,37,136,42,133,46,131,64,125,73,121,79,120,84,116,87,114 e|********* m121,49 l124,48,131,46,177,46 e|********* m166,37 l166,52,164,60,158,80,156,88,152,96,148,103,148,106,147,108,146,108,143,107 e|********* m135,72 l137,73,139,78,143,84,145,86,145,88 e|********* m110,53 l112,53,113,54,114,56,114,61,113,63,113,64,112,66 e|********* m104,72 l104,71,105,71,107,70,110,69,112,69,115,67,118,67,118,71,117,73,113,79,110,82,108,86,106,89,103,92,103,93,101,95,104,94,107,91,110,90,115,89 127,89,127,93,124,95,119,100,114,104,112,106,108,108,103,113,103,115,105,116,110,118,120,121,134,127,151,135,167,140,180,144,192,146,200,147,202,148,203,148 203,145 e|********* m211,41 l212,42,220,43,228,46,238,48,249,49,257,50,261,51,266,51 e|********* m223,77 l225,77,226,79,226,95,225,97,225,94,229,88,232,84,234,82,240,78,241,78,243,77,246,77,246,85,244,88,244,90,243,92,246,89,250,87,254,84,259,83 263,81,284,81,285,82,287,82,288,83,288,91,286,94,285,97,283,99,280,101,277,102,274,102,271,103,268,103,268,98,270,95,273,91,275,88,277,86 e|********* m343,34 l342,36,341,39,337,45,333,50,330,55,326,62,322,65,319,70,317,72,316,74,314,76 e|********* m315,96 l315,98,314,99,314,103,318,103,319,101,320,100,320,98,321,97,322,97,322,96,321,95,315,95 e|********* m179,171 l179,180,181,182,183,183,193,183,195,182,195,179,196,176,196,172,194,169,193,169,191,167,190,167,189,166,186,166 e|********* m237,132 l236,132,226,142,221,145,215,151,208,155,205,157,203,158,203,159,202,159,201,160 e|********* m227,144 l231,144,234,147,238,150,244,152,247,155,250,156,253,156 e|********* m215,158 l217,158,220,159,236,159,237,158,239,158 e|********* m225,173 l222,173,219,174,216,177,215,179,215,183,221,186,224,187,226,188,233,188,235,185,237,183,237,180,235,179,235,176,232,174,231,174,231,173,229,173,229,172,226,172 e|********* m279,157 l276,157,274,159,271,165,271,169,273,170,275,170,276,171,278,172,282,172,285,171,289,167,289,159,287,158,286,156,286,155,283,155,282,154,280,153,280,152,277,152 e|********* m329,123 l326,123,323,127,319,129,316,131,312,134,305,141,303,145,303,146 e|********* m322,134 l325,134,327,137,332,141,340,142,345,146,348,148,350,148 e|********* m314,149 l315,149,318,150,323,151,329,152,333,153,336,154,337,154 e|********* m328,170 l322,170,319,173,319,178,321,179,323,181,325,182,331,184,338,184,339,182,339,174,337,171,336,169,336,168,333,165,332,165,332,164,331,164 e|********* m389,119 l389,126,387,131,385,135,379,143,378,146,376,148,375,151,375,154 e|********* m371,171 l370,171,369,172,367,176,367,178,369,179,374,179,375,178,376,176,377,175,377,173,376,172,376,171,375,171,375,170,374,170,373,169,372,169,370,168 e[/whitepad]

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[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m24,37 l22,37,21,39,21,37,22,40,23,42,23,43,42,15,43,14,43,15,42,15,43,18,40,22,39,22,38,25,33,30,32,33,31,34,30,34,30,30 e|********* m61,34 l61,35,59,37,59,38,57,40,57,43,56,45,56,48,55,48,54,51,54,52,52,54,54,50,51,53,51,54,44,61,44,62,43,62,43,63 e|********* m59,55 l59,65,60,66,61,70,61,71,62,76,63,77,65,81,65,94,66,95,67,98,67,100,68,103,68,108,69,109,69,110,71,110,71,108,72,104 e|********* m85,13 l88,13,89,14,89,13,90,12,102,12,102,13,103,12,104,12,104,15,105,15,107,12,107,20,106,21,106,24,107,24,107,31 e|********* m97,20 l98,20,99,21,103,23,103,24,104,24,104,25 e|********* m93,36 l101,36,103,35,110,35,110,34 e|********* m88,20 l88,32,89,38,89,52,90,54,90,82,92,86,92,87,94,91,94,92,95,94,95,96,96,98,96,101,97,104,97,106,109,106,111,105,111,107,114,104,115,101 e|********* m131,45 l131,46,129,46,123,49,121,49,119,50,118,51,112,51,112,52,110,52,107,54,104,54,103,55,100,55 e|********* m100,51 l100,52,101,53,101,55,103,56,107,62,113,69,115,71,121,78,123,81,128,85,131,88,134,90,135,91,137,91,137,92,138,92,138,94 e|********* m187,28 l195,28,203,30,210,30,225,31,288,31,291,30 e|********* m215,20 l215,45 e|********* m248,9 l248,16,247,19,246,24,245,26,244,29,243,31,242,34,241,35,241,37,240,39,240,42,239,44,239,46,238,47,238,49,237,49,237,50 e|********* m185,52 l188,53,190,54,195,56,198,56,205,57,236,57,248,55,252,55,263,53,272,52,287,52 e|********* m219,78 l219,107 e|********* m235,73 l241,72,243,72,248,71,249,70,260,70,262,71,266,72,268,73,273,75,275,76,279,77,283,79,284,79,284,84,285,86,285,100,284,103,284,104,283,107,283,109 282,109,282,111,281,111 e|********* m231,95 l234,95,236,94,286,94 e|********* m229,118 l230,118,230,117,234,117,237,116,244,116,246,115,252,113,255,113,262,112,268,111,270,110,274,109,276,109 e|********* m255,62 l255,85,254,87,254,107,253,109,253,110 e|********* m235,139 l232,143,232,144,229,148,228,150,225,153,223,157,221,159,221,160,219,163,218,164,218,165 e|********* m284,125 l284,126,286,127,286,129,292,136,295,139,301,149,309,157,310,160,318,167,320,168,325,172,329,176 e[/whitepad]

benjamin0124

[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m27,77 l35,77,39,75,46,74,50,73,53,73,56,71,58,71,58,69 e|********* m45,65 l45,67,43,70,42,74,42,78,40,81,39,86,39,90,37,96,37,109,35,116,33,128,31,134,31,135,28,135,24,133,19,129,13,125,9,122,8,120,8,116 12,114,15,112,17,111,22,108,26,106,33,102,38,100,41,99,43,98,44,97,44,94 e|********* m57,73 l57,72,58,71,61,69,79,60,82,58,84,57,84,56 e|********* m62,70 l62,96,60,104,58,111,56,119,55,125,55,128,53,131,53,132,52,132,52,133,51,133,51,125 e|********* m71,78 l71,79,73,85,75,92,77,98,78,102,78,117,76,117,74,114,72,106 e|********* m81,66 l81,82,83,94,86,108,93,121,99,134,108,144,117,155,123,165,128,172,135,177,142,183,147,186,157,191,165,193,174,193,180,194,185,190,189,185,191,180,191,174 e|********* m164,64 l162,64,159,68,154,72,148,75,141,79,131,85,128,86,127,86 e|********* m137,70 l139,70,152,83,159,88,164,93,167,99,171,104,171,124,168,128,166,133,165,135,162,138,160,138,159,136,156,131,155,128 e|********* m161,103 l162,103,162,108,161,110,161,112,159,113,159,112,160,110,162,107 e|********* m180,63 l180,62,181,62,186,59,210,59,210,62,209,63,208,63,204,67,202,71,200,73,200,74,198,78,198,93,199,94,200,96,200,97,201,97,201,99 e|********* m191,89 l206,89,206,91,207,92,207,94,205,96,204,98,200,100,199,100,198,102,197,103,195,104,194,105,193,105,191,109,190,110,189,112,188,113,188,117,194,117,200,113 202,112,208,111,212,111,216,109,218,109,219,108,219,107,217,107 e|********* m242,57 l243,56,256,56,260,57,264,57,264,67,261,69,254,76,252,79,250,81,249,81,249,85,250,86,251,88,256,91,259,93,261,96,263,98,265,99,267,101,268,101 268,103,270,106,271,109,271,118,269,122,267,125,266,127,260,133,257,133,254,134,248,134,248,133 e|********* m366,30 l366,32,363,35,360,40,354,48,347,57,338,68,331,75,325,83,322,88,316,94,316,97 e|********* m319,116 l316,116,313,119,310,125,310,128,316,128,318,127,321,124,322,122,322,117,321,117,321,116,318,116,318,117 e|********* m239,165 l239,163,241,161,241,160,243,158,244,158,245,157,250,157,251,158,253,159,254,159,256,161,256,163,257,164,257,171 e|********* m278,164 l278,162,281,159,281,158,285,154,289,154,292,157,294,161,294,175 e|********* m245,176 l247,176,249,180,249,183,250,184,251,186,252,187,253,189,255,191,264,191,266,188,267,188,278,177 e[/whitepad]

三岁就不乖

[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;#f33;3; m33,23 l33,30,32,32,32,94 e|********* m17,45 l31,45 e|********* m22,53 l27,53,27,52 e|********* m29,64 l18,64 e|********* m46,20 l46,52,44,55,44,64,43,65,43,67,42,69,42,71,41,73,41,76,40,77,40,78,39,78,39,79,38,79,38,81,37,82,37,83,36,85,36,86 e|********* m47,37 l53,37,53,36,59,36 e|********* m50,50 l63,50 e|********* m45,60 l60,60,61,61,62,60,67,60 e|********* m110,36 l110,54,109,57,108,59,108,71 e|********* m176,18 l174,19,174,20,172,21,171,24,169,26,167,27,162,32,161,34,160,35,155,35,155,70,154,70,154,73,153,73,153,76,152,76,152,77 e|********* m153,34 l157,34,159,33,170,33,170,32,171,32,171,57,170,60,170,65,169,67,169,71,168,73,167,73,167,83,166,86,166,91 e|********* m147,50 l167,50 e|********* m163,42 l163,51 e|********* m157,58 l158,58,158,59,159,59,160,60,161,60 e|********* m186,31 l186,32,185,33,185,35,184,37,184,53,183,55,183,56 e|********* m198,30 l219,30,219,32,218,33,218,34,216,36,216,38,215,41,214,43,213,48,213,53,216,53,217,54,217,55,218,55 e|********* m189,54 l209,54,212,55,214,57,216,58,217,60,220,64,220,67,219,69,219,71,216,75,214,77,214,78,212,81,210,82,209,83,208,86,206,87,204,89,204,90,203,90 202,91,202,92,200,94,191,94,188,93,184,91 e|********* m189,70 l194,70,195,71,199,74,200,75,202,76,203,77,205,78,208,81,212,84,213,86,216,87,219,90,224,94,228,96,230,98,235,98,236,99,238,99 e|********* m285,70 l297,70,304,71,319,71,328,73,334,73,341,74,361,74,361,73 e|********* m317,49 l317,93,316,101,316,104,315,104,315,107,317,105 e|********* m339,45 l339,79,338,85,335,98,335,100,333,104,333,105,332,107,331,108,331,110,330,110 e|********* m267,90 l268,90,275,92,284,94,296,96,322,100,334,101,346,103,357,105,364,107,378,109,389,109 e|********* m287,104 l287,120,288,121,288,135,289,135,289,137,291,137,291,136,294,133 e|********* m302,115 l323,115,330,117,343,117,349,119,351,120,353,120,355,121,358,121,359,122,359,123,360,123,360,132,358,133,357,135,356,138,353,141,352,143,351,144,349,144,348,145 338,145,334,144,329,144 e|********* m306,135 l306,134,332,134,336,135,348,135,349,136 e|********* m325,114 l325,122,324,124,323,129,322,130,322,132 e|********* m297,134 l324,134,324,135,337,135 e|********* m327,108 l327,115,326,117,326,122,325,122,325,128,324,128,324,130,323,130,323,133,321,134,321,135,320,136,320,137,319,137,319,136 e|********* m309,120 l320,120,323,121,332,121 e|********* m284,150 l283,150,283,151,281,153,279,154,272,159,269,161,266,164,264,165,261,166,260,169,258,169,258,170 e|********* m319,149 l321,149,324,152,327,154,329,156,332,158,336,162,346,170,350,173,353,177,357,180,360,183,363,187,364,190,368,193,372,197,374,198,375,198 e[/whitepad]

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[whitepad]rect;55;34;31;123;21600,21600;#3cf;*4.5;|*87;75;44;35;*****|*132;32;34;125;*****|shape;0;0;400;200;400,200;*** m210,64 l210,101 e|********* m210,66 l211,66,212,65,213,65,216,64,231,64,231,85,232,86,232,89 e|********* m213,97 l213,95,220,95,223,97,224,97,225,98,229,98,229,97 e|********* m235,22 l251,22,256,23,262,24,265,24,269,25,273,25,274,28,277,28,277,40,275,43,274,45,273,48,270,50,268,53,267,54,266,56,265,56,264,57,264,58,263,58 263,62,266,63,269,66,273,69,277,71,279,74,283,76,287,79,290,82,293,83,295,85,295,89,294,90,294,91,289,96,287,96,285,97,282,99,278,100,275,100 271,101,267,101,265,102,259,102,258,101 e|********* m248,35 l248,87,249,91,249,100,250,104,250,143,251,145,251,152,252,153,252,155,253,155,253,152 e|********* m292,46 l293,45,297,43,307,43,311,41,332,41,333,42 e|********* m296,67 l296,76,297,79,297,110 e|********* m300,71 l304,71,305,74,307,74,309,75,312,78,313,80,313,83,314,84,314,85,315,86,315,94,314,94,309,99,306,103,303,104,302,105,302,106,299,107,298,108,296,108 296,109 e|********* m319,66 l319,67,321,70,321,73,322,76,323,81,326,87,328,92,328,96,329,103,330,109,333,115,333,136,335,140,335,158,333,160,333,162,331,164,329,164,327,167,324,167 322,168,294,168,291,166,288,166,288,164,287,160,287,156 e[/whitepad]

原来

[whitepad]***400;200;400,200;;** m87,24 l87,26,86,27,85,29,84,30,84,31,83,33,81,35,81,37,78,43,78,45,77,47,76,48,76,50,75,51,75,52,74,53,74,54,73,55,73,57,72,58 72,61,70,63,69,65,69,66,68,67,68,69,67,69,67,72,66,74,66,97,67,98,67,101,68,102,68,103,70,105,70,106,71,106,71,107,73,108,74,109 80,109,84,111,88,111,90,112,93,113,115,113,116,112,119,111,121,109,121,108,122,106,122,80,121,78,121,77,120,77,120,75,119,75,118,74,118,73,117,72 114,67,114,66,113,65,112,63,111,60,109,58,109,56,108,55,108,53,107,53,106,51,105,50,105,48,104,47,104,46,102,44,102,43,101,42,101,41,100,41 100,39,98,37,98,35,97,35,97,33,96,32,95,32,95,31,94,30,94,29,93,29,88,24,88,23,87,22,87,21,86,21,86,22 e|********* m201,69 l201,73,200,75,199,78,198,80,198,81,196,85,195,88,195,91,193,93,193,96,192,99,190,101,189,104,189,107,188,111,186,113,186,116,185,119,183,123,183,126 182,128,181,129,181,131,180,133,179,136,178,138,178,142,177,144,176,145,176,146,175,149,175,158,177,161,179,165,182,166,184,168,186,169,188,171,191,172,193,173 196,176,200,176,207,178,213,181,215,181,218,182,222,184,243,184,244,183,249,183,250,182,252,181,253,181,256,178,258,177,262,173,262,171,263,170,263,168,264,166 264,148,263,146,262,145,261,142,259,140,259,137,255,129,253,126,251,122,249,121,248,119,246,117,245,115,243,113,242,111,240,109,238,108,237,107,235,106,233,104 231,103,230,101,228,101,227,99,226,99,224,98,223,97,221,96,220,94,219,93,217,92,214,89,213,89,212,88,210,87,209,87,208,86,208,85,207,85,207,84 206,83,205,83,205,82,204,81,203,81,203,80,202,78,201,77,201,76,200,75,200,74,199,74,199,72,198,72,198,71 e|********* m322,20 l317,25,316,28,311,33,310,33,309,36,306,38,304,39,302,42,294,50,293,52,291,54,290,57,288,59,288,61,286,63,286,65,285,67,284,68,284,70,283,73 283,85,287,93,290,97,292,98,294,100,297,101,299,103,301,104,304,104,310,106,314,107,317,108,321,109,329,113,333,114,339,115,351,118,356,119,373,119,375,117 377,113,377,98,375,94,374,91,373,87,371,83,371,80,370,78,370,75,369,74,367,70,367,68,365,64,364,61,362,59,361,57,359,55,356,51,355,50,353,47 346,40,345,40,343,39,341,37,339,36,337,36,337,34,332,32,331,29,330,29,329,28,329,27,324,22,324,20,323,20,321,17,321,16,320,16,319,14,319,13 317,8,316,8,315,6,315,4,314,2,312,0,312,3 e|********* m16,36 l42,36,43,35,43,34,42,34,41,35,39,35 e|********* m21,44 l21,45,43,45 e|********* m4,60 l51,60 e|********* m10,109 l50,109 e|********* m35,99 l35,104,33,108,31,115,28,120,27,122,25,124,24,126,22,129,21,131,19,133,18,135,16,136,15,137,12,137 e|********* m30,121 l30,122,31,123,33,128,34,128,34,129,35,129,36,130,39,131,40,132,46,134,48,135,55,135,58,136,59,136 e|********* m97,140 l106,140,105,141 e|********* m99,158 l99,155,100,155,108,153,110,153 e|********* m94,183 l94,182,97,179,98,177,99,176,102,170,104,168,105,165,108,163,110,162 e|********* m118,128 l120,130,120,132,121,133 e|********* m110,140 l111,139,113,139,115,138,121,137,147,137 e|********* m126,141 l121,151,121,154 e|********* m136,147 l135,148,134,148,130,149,129,150,128,150 e|********* m107,153 l107,158,111,172,111,175,112,178,112,182,113,184,114,183 e|********* m112,154 l113,153,158,153,158,162,156,166,155,167,155,168,154,170,153,173,152,175,152,177,150,181,149,184,149,186,148,187,148,188,146,192,145,193,145,194,143,195,142,196 141,196,141,197,139,198,139,197,138,196,138,195,135,189,135,187,134,184,133,182,132,181 e|********* m117,165 l138,165 e|********* m129,160 l129,174,127,176,123,176 e|********* m117,175 l117,176,118,176,118,177,123,182,123,180 e|********* m134,175 l130,175 e|********* m127,172 l140,172,140,174,139,174,139,176,137,176,132,181,131,181,129,183,126,183,125,182,125,181 e|********* m122,180 l128,180 e|********* m298,140 l301,141,303,142,312,142 e|********* m297,166 l298,166,300,165,304,165 e|********* m298,186 l298,185,299,184,301,180,303,178,306,172 e|********* m316,153 l338,153 e|********* m318,176 l356,176,366,178,364,178 e|********* m345,158 l345,169,343,173,343,175,342,178,340,182,338,189,337,190,337,194,336,195,336,196,333,199 e|********* m337,153 l337,152,338,152,339,151,352,151 e[/whitepad]

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